From the Thirsty Mouth of Babes

My five-year-old nephew was having trouble opening the extra-tight lid of a bottle of Gatorade. Handing it to me after trying to open it himself, he asked, "Uncle Armen, can you open this for me." I had a bit of trouble myself but managed opening it.

Me: "Man, they put this lid on tight, didn't they!"
My nephew: "Yeah, don't they know people want to drink this?"