Happy Birthday 2010!

No this is not a joke.

Winner: Most Tasteless Bumper Sticker

Adorable little old Japanese couple driving this big truck.

A good day on the mountain

This guy's got the right idea. Any day you can go snowboarding in a Teletubby costume, the terrorists have not won.

A Day in the Life

"Rockin' Around the Xmas Tree" on the boom box, an old senile lady in the next room screaming "HELP! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME! GODDAMN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!" Quite a contrast. Just another day at the nursing home visiting family.

Not Dressed for Success

A grown man just walked past me wearing mom jeans, a fannie pack, yelling on his cell phone. I'd be angry too if I left home dressed like that.

The Happy Waiter

I've never had a dude as a waiter draw a happy face on my receipt.