#7. Oh my god! That guy is SO BIG!
#6. Why do they keep running into that pile of players? Can't they just go around?
#5. I don't understand this game either. I'm just here for the socializing and food. Is Joe Montana playing today?
#4. I heard that today is the day where the highest number of spousal abuse cases is reported.
#3. Hi Everybody! Oh, this seven-layer dip is amazing! Did you make it yourself or buy it? So who's playing today?
#2. I don't care what game is on! You can watch another game next week! I need you to put up those shelves now!
#1. OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE FIRST FOOTBALL GAME I'VE WATCHED AND I JUST WON $500 IN THE OFFICE POOL!! WOO HOO!
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Ah! You forgot my line,"What the hell is this and why is it in place of 'The Simpsons'?"
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