Sunday, April 11, 2010
Chickenbot
Granville Salad: "Add just $2.95 to add all-natural chicken." Nice! How much for the synthetic chicken?
Monday, March 29, 2010
Timing is Everything
Down to your last pair of socks or underwear on laundry day. Procrastination or Perfectly timed?
Sunday, February 07, 2010
Top 7 Things that will be heard today during Superbowl
#7. Oh my god! That guy is SO BIG!
#6. Why do they keep running into that pile of players? Can't they just go around?
#5. I don't understand this game either. I'm just here for the socializing and food. Is Joe Montana playing today?
#4. I heard that today is the day where the highest number of spousal abuse cases is reported.
#3. Hi Everybody! Oh, this seven-layer dip is amazing! Did you make it yourself or buy it? So who's playing today?
#2. I don't care what game is on! You can watch another game next week! I need you to put up those shelves now!
#1. OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE FIRST FOOTBALL GAME I'VE WATCHED AND I JUST WON $500 IN THE OFFICE POOL!! WOO HOO!
#6. Why do they keep running into that pile of players? Can't they just go around?
#5. I don't understand this game either. I'm just here for the socializing and food. Is Joe Montana playing today?
#4. I heard that today is the day where the highest number of spousal abuse cases is reported.
#3. Hi Everybody! Oh, this seven-layer dip is amazing! Did you make it yourself or buy it? So who's playing today?
#2. I don't care what game is on! You can watch another game next week! I need you to put up those shelves now!
#1. OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE FIRST FOOTBALL GAME I'VE WATCHED AND I JUST WON $500 IN THE OFFICE POOL!! WOO HOO!
Thursday, February 04, 2010
Poor Choice of a Word
Heard on news yesterday: "The gentleman went out and raped a woman within 24 hours of an early prison release."
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Friday, January 08, 2010
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
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