Monday, June 14, 2010
The Key to Her Heart - Not.
My wife asked me what's a Meineke. I told her it's the opposite of a Mayjah key. She rolled her eyes. Hey, we're in Boston. I thought it was funny
Saturday, April 24, 2010
95 Years ago today...
April 24, 1915: 300 Armenian leaders, writers, thinkers and professionals in Constantinople (present-day Istanbul) were rounded up, deported and killed by the Ottoman Empire. It gets worse: On that same day in Constantinople, 5,000 of the poorest Armenians were butchered in the streets and in their homes.
That wasn't the end of it: 1.5 million Armenians were killed in the Armenian Genocide between 1915-1923. They were methodically massacred, tortured, and sent out into the dessert to die of starvation and thirst. Women were raped and abused; children were also subject to the same vile and inhumane treatment. Nice, huh?
April 24th - a day Armenians all over the world commemorate this putrid, horrible tragedy committed against us innocent humans by our own species.
The United States government as a whole remains the last of many countries to officially acknowledge this as a Genocide. Year after year it comes up in our congress, and year after year it's "not the right time." Why? Because Turkey denies the genocide ever took place and threatens their relationship with the U.S.A.
That wasn't the end of it: 1.5 million Armenians were killed in the Armenian Genocide between 1915-1923. They were methodically massacred, tortured, and sent out into the dessert to die of starvation and thirst. Women were raped and abused; children were also subject to the same vile and inhumane treatment. Nice, huh?
April 24th - a day Armenians all over the world commemorate this putrid, horrible tragedy committed against us innocent humans by our own species.
The United States government as a whole remains the last of many countries to officially acknowledge this as a Genocide. Year after year it comes up in our congress, and year after year it's "not the right time." Why? Because Turkey denies the genocide ever took place and threatens their relationship with the U.S.A.
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Chickenbot
Granville Salad: "Add just $2.95 to add all-natural chicken." Nice! How much for the synthetic chicken?
Monday, March 29, 2010
Timing is Everything
Down to your last pair of socks or underwear on laundry day. Procrastination or Perfectly timed?
Sunday, February 07, 2010
Top 7 Things that will be heard today during Superbowl
#7. Oh my god! That guy is SO BIG!
#6. Why do they keep running into that pile of players? Can't they just go around?
#5. I don't understand this game either. I'm just here for the socializing and food. Is Joe Montana playing today?
#4. I heard that today is the day where the highest number of spousal abuse cases is reported.
#3. Hi Everybody! Oh, this seven-layer dip is amazing! Did you make it yourself or buy it? So who's playing today?
#2. I don't care what game is on! You can watch another game next week! I need you to put up those shelves now!
#1. OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE FIRST FOOTBALL GAME I'VE WATCHED AND I JUST WON $500 IN THE OFFICE POOL!! WOO HOO!
#6. Why do they keep running into that pile of players? Can't they just go around?
#5. I don't understand this game either. I'm just here for the socializing and food. Is Joe Montana playing today?
#4. I heard that today is the day where the highest number of spousal abuse cases is reported.
#3. Hi Everybody! Oh, this seven-layer dip is amazing! Did you make it yourself or buy it? So who's playing today?
#2. I don't care what game is on! You can watch another game next week! I need you to put up those shelves now!
#1. OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE FIRST FOOTBALL GAME I'VE WATCHED AND I JUST WON $500 IN THE OFFICE POOL!! WOO HOO!
Thursday, February 04, 2010
Poor Choice of a Word
Heard on news yesterday: "The gentleman went out and raped a woman within 24 hours of an early prison release."
Saturday, January 30, 2010
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